Two great quotes...In my opinion...

"Making love is pulling out and shooting on her back instead of her face."

"No balls? You crack open my chest and look where the heart should be, all you will find is another pair of balls."

Work...

Today at work I had two of my supervisors come up and tell me the exact same thing within a two minute span...now does that show efficiency and thoroughness, or redundancy and uselessness?